Plant Puns.. Dad edition.

Read one.

Then wait,

Let it sink in,

Then read the next one.

Don't hate me.

1. Why did the apricot ask a cherry to dinner? Because he couldn’t find a date.
2. How much room should you give fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible.
3. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.
4. How Fenugreek parted its way from its girlfriend? Fennel see you again.
5. Why did the lettuce close its eyes? Because it saw the salad dressing.