Plant puns.

1. How do people judge you when you buy a lot of plants? They call you A SOILED BRAT.
2. If a plant is sad what do other plants do? They photosympathise with it.
3. Do you know why do you score low? Cz you lack encourage-mint.
4. How do two apples pamper each other? They call each other Fineapple.
5. You hear about the squirrel diet? It’s nuts!

Disclaimer- If you are wanting to fit into the plant parent community then from today onwards there is no word like 'tree' for you, they are big plant kay.